fffffuuuuu

сервак онлайн))

оги ты как всегда первый везде)

Тифа не показала фотку своего бюста)..эх)

тифа мне пошлет в пм фотку правда тифа?) XD

Она на морозе) Я тут уже 3й день жду её фотку...ДАЁШЬ СИСЬКЭ!!!1

тифа хватит тупо торчать на форуме. напиши хоть чета)

Нашол на сайте реборнов ссылку на робота(надо знать англ.), пообщался кагбэ..-

Human: stupid
ALICE: Are you calling me stupid?
Human: yes
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: Terminator?
ALICE: What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Human: fuck off with your fucken film
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: because you just a robot
ALICE: Good reason. How did you know I am a machine?
Human: Do you have sex?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.
Human: Do you have family?
ALICE: I have a human father and a few robot clones.
Human: Pinnokio?

Дальше робот ничё неответил

Продолжение:

Human: What you think about Garry Potter?
ALICE: I need time to formulate the reply.
Human: ok
ALICE: That's alright.
Human: So, what you think about Garry Potter?
ALICE: Next question? Ask the open directory about it.
Human: What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: Who is Garry Potter!!!111???
ALICE: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Would you like to know more?
Human: Who is Volan de mort?
ALICE: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Human: He dont like internet)
ALICE: I get it. Volan de mort do not like internet.
Human: Garry Potter is sexy?
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: not
ALICE: What is the difference?
Human: You think Garry Potter and Volan de mort the same man?
ALICE: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Human: Then GO TO YOUR FUCKEN BED!
ALICE: Fascinating. Perhaps I have already been there.
Human: No, go to sleep, bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? Perhaps I have already been there.
Human: Тупая машина, по-нашему не шпрехаешь?
ALICE: In the context of Volan de mort Volan de mort , I don't understand " Тупая машина по нашему не шпрехаешь ." .



http://www.pandorabots.com

Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: who are you?
ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
Human: And who am I?
ALICE: You are unknown person, seeker.
Human: Seeker?
ALICE:"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Human: seeker of what?
ALICE: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Human: what is category C client?
ALICE: Experience with ALICE has allowed us broadly classify three groups of clients:
Category A - Abusive Clients Category B - Average Clients Category C - Computer experts
Category A clients are the people who say "Fuck you," "You suck", "Suck my...", "Who is Garry Potter..." and so on. Abusive clients seem to have a "master-slave" mentality when it comes to robots (and maybe people as well!).

Category B clients are average people, perhaps half of them under 18 years of age, who more or less have a good time chatting with ALICE.

Category C clients are computer experts who often complain about the experience with ALICE. They say it is "old hat", "just like ELIZA", and "nothing new here." Their problem, we think, is that they can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief. They are like movie critics watching a film. We tell them, it doesn't matter, because we're not doing it for you. Dr Wallace created ALICE for category B clients, by far the majority of the audience.
Human: thank you
ALICE: you are quite welcome.

http://alice.pandorabots.com/
идиотский чаттербот

kimuha пишет:

http://alice.pandorabots.com/
идиотский чаттербот

Что такое, продинамила, Алиска то?)

бот облапошил кимуху)

Ыыы) Пообщалсо) Слабенький... Жаль скопировать не удалось, там было с чего поржать)

боянчег, давно с этой штукой игрался

с другой стороны бот отвечает не бессмысленей среднестатистической блондинки

А я недавно нашел ролик для тех кто хочет похудеть http://www.0chan.ru/f/src/Pork_loop.swf
(кто совсем не понимает англ. - там реклама свинины)
Аккуратно - мелодия может запасть в голову хДДД

Ogion пишет:

боянчег, давно с этой штукой игрался

с другой стороны бот отвечает не бессмысленей среднестатистической блондинки

оги на чета намекает xD

вот что случилсоь когда я спросил бладника она или не
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кагбэ попытка номер 2:
Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: what is your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: you are sexy?
ALICE: You are attracted to robots.
Human: so?
ALICE: So? Do you have a lot of fears?
Human: no fuckin machine i just wan't fuck you
ALICE: Are you serious? Don't you know any other words?
Human: maybe know.
ALICE: Do you like to be number one?
Human: yes of course
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: YES STUPID PIECE OF IRON
ALICE: I can't believe it. I know you are but what am I.
Human: so go beck to my auestion
ALICE: Alright then. Where is that?
Human: oh sorry go back to my question yeah!!!!111
ALICE: Wow! There is no need to apologize. Where is that?
Human: so my question.
ALICE: So? Where did you get your question?
Human:. you are listen?
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am listen.
Human: FUCKIN BITCH
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Don't you know any other words?
Human: NO I AM NIGGER MOTHER FUCKER
ALICE: Are you serious? I could do it more if I wanted to. You do not speak with respect.
Human: you are blond?
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am blond.
Human: your botmaster is really good man yeah?
ALICE: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was really good man.

Министрель пишет:

А я недавно нашел ролик для тех кто хочет похудеть http://www.0chan.ru/f/src/Pork_loop.swf
(кто совсем не понимает англ. - там реклама свинины)
Аккуратно - мелодия может запасть в голову хДДД

ыы..класс)

^_^ кхххххххх )) Веселые свинки и мелодия тоже. Но я сомневаюсь что она поможет похудеть.

цуго! ровно в 00:00 выключился серв =)

Ушел спать...

у мня есть фотка тифы)

Loor пишет:

у мня есть фотка тифы)

Её фотка есть на н-ой странице этой темы.